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thelittlestgiant:

Girl will put some kind of justification for why they’re posting the picture, to make it clear that they “have” to.
Ex: So I just got my hair dyed today
Girl will then say something semi-unsure about her appearance in the picture.
Ex: But I’m pretty sure I hate it, idk I want my old color back
Girl will then post something in strikeout text, as if that makes it invisible, but people can still read it. (This part makes the least sense to me)
Ugh I look so fucking ugly I hate my face I have fat hands

It’s kind of ridiculous how attractive you are.

Girl will put some kind of justification for why they’re posting the picture, to make it clear that they “have” to.

Ex: So I just got my hair dyed today

Girl will then say something semi-unsure about her appearance in the picture.

Ex: But I’m pretty sure I hate it, idk I want my old color back

Girl will then post something in strikeout text, as if that makes it invisible, but people can still read it. (This part makes the least sense to me)

~~Ugh I look so fucking ugly I hate my face I have fat hands~~

It’s kind of ridiculous how attractive you are.

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm via thelittlestgiant
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When celebrities I have a crush on get married I secretly get angry then realize, wait I never had a chance in the first place.

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I hate it when girls that are obviously attractive and know it swear to God that they aren't.

STFU, you’re attractive.

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@awina

thelittlestgiant:

wakethedevil:

awina:

wakethedevil:

Shut up.

You know you’re gorgeous.

Awe shux. I don’t, I swear. But thank you a whole bunch!

I call bullshit, because I know for a fact you can see.

~fishin’ for compliments like yea

LMFAO

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:26 pm via thelittlestgiant
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SHUT UP, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GORGEOUS

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A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day the girl noticed & asked the guy:

Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you. The guy looked behind him but found no one.
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won’t look back.
(mindblown)

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:21 pm via thestarsinyoureyes
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You are the definition of pretentious.

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kenbreezy:

Am I still foine, losers?

I’d hit it.

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:12 pm via kenbreezy
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Man marries a videogame

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as ‘Sal9000’ was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game’s three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren’t planning a honeymoon — after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME — they did hold a small ‘reception’ in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we’ve seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple

(article by Ben Silverman, for Yahoo.com)

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thelittlestgiant:

GURLZ GURLZ PULL MY HAIR

KISS ME HEERE

TUCH ME DERE

I’m gonna have to say it.

You’re gorgeous.

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm via thelittlestgiant
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LMFAO Kendall

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

You are fucking hilarious.

Oh my God wait, what. Why?

You are talking to me right…?

Of course I am!

Okay wait, why?

Because you called me dickpeddler, and because of your bio.

Oh ho ho, SO MY BIO IS FUNNY NOW?!

Shoulda known my life was a joke.

Lol, shut up foo! You make me laugh.

Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:04 pm via kenbreezy
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@kenbreezy,

wakethedevil:

On behalf of everyone who wants to say it, but can’t:

You foine as hell.

I second this notion.

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Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm via wakethedevil
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LMFAO Kendall

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

You are fucking hilarious.

Oh my God wait, what. Why?

You are talking to me right…?

Of course I am!

Okay wait, why?

Because you called me dickpeddler, and because of your bio.

Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:02 pm via kenbreezy
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LMFAO Kendall

kenbreezy:

staresdeadlierthanbullets:

You are fucking hilarious.

Oh my God wait, what. Why?

You are talking to me right…?

Of course I am!

Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:00 pm via kenbreezy
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LMFAO Kendall

You are fucking hilarious.